May 2012
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“Slow pan over a 3D rendered Times Square, cue Kanye West song.”
– F. Scott Fitzgerald (via ophiucha)
I really really don’t want to go to the dentist!
I have self diagnosed myself as having a stone in my sublingual gland.
It feels like it’s small enough to come out but it wont.
also GROSS.
Ugh so I thought it was a canker sore but I actually have something blocking my salivary gland…….. Gross! Like so gross.
Am I the only person who actually posts at 4am instead of using a queue?
I should definitely sleep but I’m too into this X-Files episode.
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So I was just developing a roll of film from tonight and I went to get my can opener from my dev. box and I found a roll of Tri-X 400!! I think I may be the luckiest man alive. Especially since Kodak increased the price of it to fucking $4.50 holy smokes.
I just realized I haven’t owned deodorant for like 2 weeks sorry anyone I’ve seen since then.
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Can Ontario get some fuckin rain plz?
“while in a coma your mind created a new reality where Rock of Ages never existed”
Hell is an endless loop of the part in reality tv contests where the contestants loved ones come visit.
cosmo tip #249
expertcosmotips:
when hes having sex with you, shout out your own name instead of his.
oops i didn’t mean to delete that
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If the American Gods HBO series ever gets made the scene I’m most excited for is the part where Bilquis eats a man with her vagina.
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Can we talk about how fake and stupid the Great Gatsby trailer looks? Although I guess that’s what happens when you want to make millions of dollars from a movie based on a short boring book…..